Free Range Egg

1. "I tell you, the egg is but a means to an end..."

2. "Yes, Egg is something to be overcome."

3. [SLAM!] "All that ain't for me...you see..."

4. "I'm proud to be an egg!"

5. "Egg is in!"

6. "And I'm an egg about town." ["Here we go!; "Wheeee, Yah!]

7. "Don't put us all in that basket!"

8. "So you see, guys, I'm a free range egg now!"

Proud Egg Cartoon #2

1. "This here...is Egg City"

2. "Who am I? Okay, sure, I'm an egg"

3. "But not just any egg"

4. "I'm a BAD EGG. Rotten to the CORE"

5. "I got a feverish desire for FAME"

6. "But lately...I been crackin' up"

7. "My head is all scrambled" 

8. "So I'm gettin' outta' here... Leavin' Egg City for good!"

Proud Egg Cartoon #1

1: Call everyone in. Tell them...

2: I'm proud to be an egg!

3: After all...at the end of the day, it's all "over easy"

4: But all yolking (joking) aside, being an egg ain’t easy...

5: Sometimes, I think there’s something... I don’t know...growing inside me!

Zarathustra Descends the Mountain

Drawn by my wife Emily and adapted from Walter Kaufmann's translation.

Zarathustra Prologue